List: The things realtors say

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I suppose every occupation has its own sayings. It is the one thing I miss about not working in a big box brokerage anymore, the camaraderie with the other agents, and overhearing some of these gems of wisdom. Here are some of the things realtors say:

  • This is a ‘maintenance free’ home. It is too far gone to maintain.
  • The market is rejecting your price.
  • I work for free until the closing.
  • This may not be the offer you want; but it’s the offer you’ve got!
  • Getting a buyer’s agent to represent you, will be the best money you never spent!
  • I work for you, sign up till sign down.
  • The way you sell a house and the way you live in a house are entirely different things.
  • List price doesn’t determine market value, it only determines how long your house will be on the market.
  • There are no emergencies in real estate.
  • It’s a process.


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